After Joe Biden selected Californian Senator Kamala Harris as his running mate for the November presidential election, Mike Pence wasted no time in demanding a chaperone for the VP debates to ensure he is not alone with her on stage at any point during the proceedings.
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The highly promising Russian COVID vaccine is to be tested in now the customary manner – by applying it furtively to doorknobs in the Greater Wiltshire area, it has emerged.
Donald Trump was evacuated from the White House press briefing room last night after it was determined that a reporter’s request for the president to count to ten on live television represented “a clear and present danger” to his approval rating.
The geological composition of Mount Rushmore would not fairly portray Donald Trump’s likeness, the President has been told today.
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