After a long controversy surrounding the use of the name ‘redskins’, Washington DC’s NFL side has changed their name to the perfectly accurate and offensive-to-no-one ‘American Capital City Ball-Throwing Persons’.
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A local conspiracy theorist is reportedly “still very confident” in his belief in the infamous PizzaGate conspiracy theory, and has confirmed that he has “no idea what you’re talking about” when asked about the giant Donald Trump-shaped hole on his vision board.
The British government has announced it will offer sanctuary and a route to citizenship after China launched its first mission to the Red Planet today.
Jeffrey Epstein friend and current US President Donald Trump has spoken out about his opposition to the “evils” of paedophilia and sex trafficking, confirming this morning that he hates every single paedophile he hasn’t personally been friends with since the 90s.
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