Russian Covid vaccine to be tested on Salisbury door handles
The highly promising Russian COVID vaccine is to be tested in now the customary manner – by applying it furtively to doorknobs in the Greater Wiltshire area, it has emerged.
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Donald Trump evacuated from White House briefing room for his own protection after reporter asks him to count to ten
Donald Trump was evacuated from the White House press briefing room last night after it was determined that a reporter’s request for the president to count to ten on live television represented “a clear and present danger” to his approval rating.
Not enough bright orange clay in Mt Rushmore to add your face to it, Donald Trump told
The geological composition of Mount Rushmore would not fairly portray Donald Trump’s likeness, the President has been told today.
White House aides hoping Trump never has to pronounce ‘Niger’ on live TV
After pronouncing Thailand as ‘Thighland’ on TV yesterday, White House aides are hoping and praying that Donald Trump never has cause to talk about the African country Niger.
