Saruman of many colours and his chief of staff Grima Wormtongue have pledged to start legal action against Treebeard today, after they blamed the fall of Isengard on ‘cheating’.
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Count Von Count, the well-known number obsessed vampire from Sesame Street, is under attack this evening after supporters of President Trump misinterpreted their leader’s wishes.
Melania Trump has been inundated with calls and emails from divorce lawyers who smell blood in the water.
An international cabal of elite financiers, academics, spies, bureaucrats, celebrities and left-wing politicians has seen their incredibly complex election-rigging plan completely ruined by morbidly obese cretins bravely milling around counting centres for a couple of hours.
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