Donald Trump calls for Home Alone 2 be renamed ‘The Donald Trump Christmas Extravaganza’
Soon to be unemployed dystopian US President Donald Trump has called for Home Alone 2 be renamed The Donald Trump Christmas Extravaganza.
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White House Karen still demanding to speak to whoever is in charge of elections
Despite more than six weeks having passed since the US Presidential election, the White House Karen is still stomping her feet and demanding to speak to whoever is the manager in charge of fair elections, according to reports.
Santa only offering ‘Click & Collect’ this year
Santa has cancelled his usual home delivery service this year due to the pandemic, it has emerged.
Donald Trump presents Schrodinger’s evidence – simultaneously ‘overwhelming’ and ‘not enough to convince a single judge’
The evidence proving massive fraud in the US election exists in a binary state depending on whether it’s being looked at by a Trump cult member on the Internet or an actual judge in a court of law, physicists have confirmed.
