Trump confirms he won’t attend Biden inauguration as he will already be in jail
President-de-elect Donald Trump has confirmed he won’t be at President Biden’s inauguration as he’ll be too busy being in prison.
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Grab-bag of Cheetos to stand in for Donald Trump at Joe Biden’s inauguration
President Trump will not be attending the inauguration of President Biden, but a suitable replacement has been found.
“Donald who?” says Republican party
The Grand Old Party of American politics has denied ever meeting Donald Trump or even knowing who he is, according to reports today.
Thanos calls for calm after failed attempt at destroying humanity
Intergalactic super-criminal Thanos has addressed the nation, calling for those that attempted to wipe out the Earth at his prompting to be punished.
