In what White House officials are calling an “unexpected but historic” incident, Joe Biden has accidentally married Chief Justice John Roberts after ad-libbing the presidential oath.
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We at NewsThump have spent a lot of the last four years laying into Donald Trump, but on this last day of his presidency, we pause to reflect on all the positive achievements that he did accomplish, listed below.
The removal team at the White House made a gruesome discovery while removing President Trump’s belongings.
The White House housekeeping team is this morning celebrating their final visit to the onsite incinerator to dispose of yet another pillow that is entirely beyond repair.
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