Middle-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles are here to fight lower back pain and credit card debt
The Ninja Turtles have grown up, and so have their problems.
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Piers Morgan tells Tucker Carlson that ‘gormless slimy tosspot’ is a coveted honorific in the UK
In a tell-all interview on Fox News, Piers Morgan assured America that the UK supported his crusade against Meghan Markle as can be seen by how many people hurl insults and threaten scrotal removal with ill-adapted tools whenever his name is mentioned.
Suez canal closed again after discarded Jacob’s cracker dries up the entire thing
The Suez canal is closed again.
Captain of the ‘Ever Given’ kicking himself after realising ship had a reverse gear all this time
The container ship ‘Ever Given’ has finally been freed today, after the Captain of the vessel realised it had a reverse gear.
