Fucking head-the-balls worldwide are holding popular Jewish comic, David Baddiel, entirely responsible for the Israeli strikes on Gaza, it has emerged.
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British media were shocked this morning after a simple question by a reporter, requesting a comment on the worsening violence between Israelis and Palestinians, caused the Labour leader to smash his office window and use a shard to hack out his tongue.
Pendant que des bateaux de pêche se confrontaient au large de Jersey, un nouveau record fut établi par les comiques britanniques qui ont put attendre presque deux heures avant de régurgiter leur vannes pourries sur l’armée française et les drapeaux blancs.
Observers from the Guinness Book of Records have arrived in Jersey amid reports that France has got to midday without running up Le Tricolor Blanc.
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