Tragedy strikes as Jeff Bezos returns alive and unharmed from space
Disaster struck this afternoon as billionaire Jeff Bezos’ trip to the edge of space passed without a hitch and he returned as planned.
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Jeff Bezos now resident in space for tax purposes
Today Amazon Boss Jeff Bezosslipped the surly bonds of Earth’s taxation laws, becoming space’s first tax exile.
Woman who wants to kick people out of the country kicked out of yet another country
Katie Hopkins, the moron-herding harridan who has made a career out of calling for migrants to be kicked out of the country, has today been kicked out of yet another country.
Daily Mail readers delighted that completely fictional foreigners are furious at Boris for depriving them of their ‘cashpoint in the sky’
Several money-grubbing swarthy foreigners, that only exist in the fevered imagination of Daily Mail readers, have expressed great anguish that the PM has cut off their access to oodles of British taxpayer cash that was completely unmonitored in any way.
