
Afghan refugees to be assessed for fruit-picking skills
Afghan refugees are to be welcomed into Britain based on their fruit picking ability, it has emerged.
View article >Afghan refugees are to be welcomed into Britain based on their fruit picking ability, it has emerged.
View article >Budget airline Ryanair has offered to assist with the Kabul evacuation – if people are willing to take a short bus journey to Uzbekistan.
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A man has today explained that Afghanistan has fallen under Taliban control because the men there were not brave enough to fight a large group of well-armed opponents to the death to protect their citizens, despite not being brave enough to a small jab in his arm to protect the nation’s citizens.
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