COP27 delegates reach historic agreement to turn that bloody light off if you’re not in there
The delegates at COP27 have announced that they have reached an agreement to all turn that bloody light off if you’re not in there anymore.
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‘Focus on the football’ insists governing body focussing entirely on the money
Fifa has asked all competing nations at this year’s World Cup to ‘focus on the football’ as they focus entirely on all that lovely Qatari money whilst not giving a shit about anything else. mark
Potatoes win “Best Vegetable” for 319th year in a row
The potato has won “Best Vegetable” at the annual Fruit ‘n’ Veg awards, yet again.
Elon Musk buys Santa Claus and introduces new $8 fee to ensure “any child” can become verified and write to him
After months of negotiations, billionaire social media owner Elon Musk has finally got his hands on the Santa Claus empire and has promised big changes to make the organisation profitable after almost 2,000 years of continual losses.
