Madonna fuming after being found in less than a minute in game of hide and seek
Madonna is fuming today after lasting less than one full minute in a family game of hide and seek at her home.
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Americans to spend evening giving thanks for stuff they have before getting up to fight over stuff they don’t need
Families across America will spend this evening giving thanks for everything they have, before waking up tomorrow morning prepared to kill for lots of things they really don’t need.
Bruce Willis spotted aboard Nasa Dart rocket holding industrial sized drilling equipment
Bruce Willis was spotted aboard Nasa’s Dart rocket it has been revealed today, holding some large industrial-sized drilling equipment along with a group of other misfits as it blasted off from the earth.
Carrie Johnson appears in video call with IOC chief to explain she doesn’t believe Boris has “buyer’s remorse”
Boris Johnson’s wife has just sat through a 30-minute Zoom discussion with IOC president Thomas Bach to explain that she was safe, not remotely upset about claims her husband had joked about having buyer’s remorse and asked the press for privacy in this trying time.
