‘2022 still pretty shit’ warn Australians
The year 2022 is still ‘pretty shit’ according to Australians who have now begun bringing in the New Year because they live in the future.
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‘Leave me alone or I’ll go back to my own planet and take all my satellites with me’ warns Elon Musk
Elon Musk has warned today that if people don’t stop picking on him he will head off home to his own planet and take all his satellites with him.
Ghislaine Maxwell sentenced to six months in prison or life, whichever comes first
After being found guilty on five of six counts of child trafficking and procurement, Ghislaine Maxwell faces six months in prison – or life, whichever comes first.
Cookie Monster identified as patient zero for Omnomnomicron Variant
Local biscuit-guzzling weirdo the Cookie Monster has been positively identified as the source of what is being called the Omnomnomicron Variant of Covid-19, according to a report released by the CDC.
