
Cockroaches and Tory MPs not that worried about nuclear apocalypse
The two most indestructible pests in the world – cockroaches and Tories – are not losing any sleep over a potential atomic holocaust.
View article >The two most indestructible pests in the world – cockroaches and Tories – are not losing any sleep over a potential atomic holocaust.
View article >There is speculation the sanctions imposed on Russia by the rest of the world could lead to it becoming as isolated on the world stage as Britain has become since Brexit.
Following accusations that its visa policy towards Ukrainian refugees was “heartless and rabidly xenophobic ”, the government has decreed that any war refugee from Ukraine would be entitled to a free autographed photo of the woman who refused them entry to the UK.
Aleksandr Orlov has issued a statement denying links to Vladimir Putin after he was added to a list of Russian Oligarchs sanctioned by the international community this morning.
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