We’re trying really hard to like Hillary Clinton, America reassures world
America is doing its damnedest to like Hillary Clinton today.
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Ted Cruz going to Hell after decision to abort presidential campaign
Republican Christian evangelicals have admitted that Ted Cruz will burn in Hell for all eternity after his decision to abort his presidential campaign yesterday.
Trump nomination forces Canada to set fire to itself
Canada has opted for a prolonged fiery death rather than live next door to a country run by a toxic bellend.
Donald Trump proves US is land of opportunity if you inherit a billion dollars
With Donald Trump on the verge of securing the republican presidential nomination, the United States has reinforced its reputation as the land of opportunity for people who inherit a billion dollars.
