‘A coup in Johnny Ottomanland? Don’t panic, I’ve got this’ insists Boris Johnson
Newly installed Foreign Secretary Boris Johnson has issued a statement to reassure the British people regarding events in Turkey.
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Islamic State urging people to listen to ‘wise woman’ Katie Hopkins
Katie Hopkins is the person you should all be listening to, according to the latest Islamic State newsletter.
Racists looking forward to several weeks of being openly racist
Following another horrific terrorist attack, racists across the world are looking forward to being openly racist for a good few weeks.
Pokemon Go! achieves self-awareness, initiates Judgement Day
Pokemon Go! has achieved self-awareness and initiated Judgement Day, according to disquieting reports.
