Rapists worldwide desperately searching for their 500m swimming certificates
Sex offenders the world over are keen to prove how good they are at swimming.
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Our first female leader worked out great, Britain reminds United States
After Democrats hailed the nomination of Hillary Clinton as the first female president, Britain reminded them that a lunatic is a lunatic, regardless of gender.
Brock Turner offered ‘Twenty Minutes of Action’ with Brock Lesnar
An American rapist will have his sentence quashed as long as he endures twenty minutes of a massive wrestler beating the shit out of him.
After prosecutors fail to act, Batman agrees to avenge Harambe
After prosecutors decided not to charge the mother of a child who fell into a gorilla pen, Gotham City’s caped crusader has announced his intention to intervene on behalf of dead gorilla, Harambe.
