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Trump campaign terrified a Kanye candidacy could split the crucial arsehole vote

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Donald Trump bid for re-election was dealt another blow over the weekend as his fellow attention-seeker Kanye West announced he would run for President, threatening to peel off votes from Trump’s core support of malevolent pricks.

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Epstein assassin wearily repacks murder suitcase

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Jeffrey Epstein’s assassin is strapping on his killin’ boots again.

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Video to face retrospective prosecution for historical killing of the radio star

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Prosecutors have announced they will be bringing charges of murder against video for the 1979 killing of the radio star.

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‘Hong Kongers don’t need to be worried’, repeatedly chant 1 million Uyghur camp prisoners

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Following an international outcry about the imposition of a controversial security law over Hong Kong, the Chinese government has tried to calm tension by getting all the Uyghur inmates in concentration camps to tell the world how lovely the PRC’s legal system is.

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EXCLUSIVE! First pictures of Donald Trump in his ‘Lone Ranger’ style protective mask

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President of the United States has finally admitted he wears a face mask to protect himself and others from Coronavirus, though questions have been asked about the Lone Ranger style he has chosen.

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Kim Kardashian has terrible nightmare about going to work with her clothes on

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Newly-minted billionaire Kim Kardashian has just woken from a horrible dream where she went outside with her pants on.

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Hong Kong protestors offered British citizenship insist they’d rather be teargassed

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Boris Johnson’s generous offer of citizenship to three million Hong Kong residents has met a subdued response among young people not keen on embracing a far-flung, racist shithole run by a fat, blond arsehole.

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US protester refusing to wear face mask will be quite happy wearing one in intensive care next week

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It has been revealed that a man refusing to wear a face mask or any form of face-covering at protests over the last week will actually be quite happy to wear a full mask covering his entire face after he arrives in his intensive care bed next week.

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Adam Sandler not f**ked off yet

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Despite repeated requests from viewers, Adam Sandler has not f**ked off yet.

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Beach full of turds in burger boxes to feature heavily in new ‘Visit Britain’ campaign

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The latest ‘Visit Britain’ campaign to lure international travellers to the nation’s tourist hotspots will focus heavily on the latest feature of British beaches.

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