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Get back to the supercontinent Pangaea where you all came from, President Trump tells US citizens

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In a series of controversial tweets President Trump has ordered all Americans to get back to where they originally came from – Pangaea.

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Ben Stokes asked if he fancies taking a swing at Brexit

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After turning a no-win situation into a glorious and memorable victory yesterday, England all-rounder Ben Stokes has been asked if he fancies turning his hand to Brexit.

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Man who didn’t understand the customs union moves smoothly on to not understanding the WTO

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A man who had no clue whatsoever how the EU’s Customs Union worked also has no idea how the WTO works either, he has revealed in an interview last night.

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Boris Johnson confirms that he will wait to appoint US ambassador until Trump tells him who he’s allowed

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Likely new Prime Minister Boris Johnson has made it clear that he will avoid any more controversy surrounding the British ambassador to America by waiting for President Trump to tell him who he’s allowed to appoint before announcing a replacement for Sir Kim Darroch.

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Sir Kim Darroch resigns and apologises for ‘any offence caused to that childish, orange f*ckwit’

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Sir Kim Darroch has resigned as the UK’s ambassador to the USA.

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Search begins for new UK Ambassador who is happy to pretend Donald Trump isn’t a moron

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Sir Kim Darroch has resigned as the UK Ambassador to the United States, sparking an urgent hunt for someone to take the job who is incapable of spotting that Donald Trump is a moron, or happy to just lie about it.

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Trump’s numerous rage tweets prove how little he cares about UK ambassador’s comments, says White House

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The Trump administration has affirmed that the President had insulted Theresa May, rescinded a dinner invitation for the British Ambassador and cancelled trade talks because he is too important and too busy to care about a few unflattering comments.

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What the f*ck am I supposed to do with all this Ferrero Rocher now? asks UK ambassador to US

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Ambassador Sir Kim Darroch has been left with a shitload of Ferrero Rocher after the Trump administration refused to have further dealings with him.

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Irony-free patriot Tommy Robinson seeks refugee status in nearby United States

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Patriotic defender of the indigenous British people, Tommy Stephen Robinson, has applied for refugee status in the United States from where he can better serve the multicultural paradise he so obviously adores.

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British Ambassador to US accused of being a dangerously shrewd judge of character

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The British Ambassador has today been criticised for his dangerously accurate assessment of the affairs inside the White House.

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