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Russian elections completely fair and above board, says last surviving international observer

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With only a few hours to go until the final results of the Russian elections, the last surviving international observer has declared the result to have been completely honest.

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US and UK hope to make up for Afghanistan debacle with strong performance in next month’s war against France

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The diplomatic rift with France over the Aukus pact has offered President Biden the opportunity to win back the popular support he lost during the fall of Afghanistan by “really nailing” the upcoming war against France.

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New Third World Covid plan includes hoping for the best and burying lots and lots of people

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Following Britain’s announcement of its plans to manage Covid throughout the winter, the Third World has announced its own plans for Covid.

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Timmy Mallett accidentally stumbles into Met Gala and immediately wins ‘Best Outfit’

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Timmy Mallett is the new king of fashion.

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Nicki Minaj stuns at the Met Gala in glorious swollen testicle dress

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Rapper Nicki Minaj stunned at last night’s Met Gala after appearing in a dress composed mainly of two large and swollen testicles.

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Prince Andrew successfully served by US lawyers after papers disguised as Pizza Express menu

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The Duke of York has been served with legal papers mocked up to look like a Pizza Express menu.

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Emma Raducanu dedicates latest win to “all the creepy middle-aged man-children out there”

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18-year-old tennis prodigy, Emma Raducanu, who is one victory away from becoming the most successful female British player in almost fifty years, has taken the time after her latest win to give thanks to all the slimey former GMB presenters who feel the need to comment on her every move.

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Donald Trump criticises removal of Thanos statue

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Former president and failed insurrectionist Donald Trump has launched a furious attack on authorities in Virginia for removing a controversial statue of Thanos from the town of Richmond.

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Liz Truss hoping to secure lucrative trade deal with Afghanistan selling British pork to the Taliban

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The Secretary of State for International Trade has today confirmed that she is seeking to strike a trade deal with the new government of Afghanistan.

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Joe Rogan reveals he beat Covid with nothing more than Ivermectin and thousands of dollars of FDA-approved monoclonal antibody treatments

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Podcast host and vaccine sceptic Joe Rogan has revealed he contracted Covid but recovered in just a few short days thanks to a strict regimen of Ivermectin and thousands of dollars of FDA-approved monoclonal antibody treatments.

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