MUSLIM refugees somehow not keen on settling in FRANCE
Selfish refugees are voicing displeasure at the idea of settling in a country that has worked hard to ban bits of their culture.
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Therapists prepare to spend entire week talking about The Walking Dead
After last night’s opening episode of this season’s The Walking Dead, therapist across the nation are preparing to talk about nothing else to their clients.
Calls to test 9-year-old Calais girl to ensure she’s not an army of 1200 ISIS terrorists
Concerns are mounting that a 9-year-old migrant girl on her way to Britain from the Calais ‘Jungle’ camp may actually be a huge army of ISIS terrorists intent on setting up a caliphate in Saffron Waldon.
“Most of the REALLY vulnerable refugees died” frothing public assured
The baying mob shouting “where are the REALLY vulnerable refugees?!” finally have their answer.
