God reveals top prayers of 2016
Our Father, who art in Heaven, has said that the most popular prayer in 2016 was “Please can you stop Donald Trump?” in an exclusive interview with the Pope.
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Morale at rock bottom as office enters 43rd day without cakes
An office that has gone over a month without cakes is said to be in a state of grim, unremitting misery.
OFSTED seek to place Electoral College in ‘special measures’
In a surprise move, the Chief Inspector of Schools, Sir Michael Wilshaw, has entered into the post-Presidential Election debate by claiming that the US Electoral College should be placed in “Special Measures”.
USA to be renamed U!S!A!
The USA is to be renamed U!S!A! U!S!A! U!S!A! following the inauguration of President Trump, according to plans revealed today.
