Donald Trump asks Michelle Obama to stay on as First Lady
President-elect Donald Trump has countered accusations of nepotism by offering the role of First Lady to Michelle Obama.
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OPEC finalise deal to say they’re cutting oil production whilst pumping like their life depends on it
OPEC have reached a historic deal to say they’ll cut the production of oil while in reality doing absolutely nothing, they have announced today.
Aleppo residents urged to get better at football
Displaced and dying residents of Syrian city Aleppo have been urged to get better at football if they want the west to care about their tragic circumstances.
Hillary Clinton to release funk album
Democratic Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton is to put the disappointment of losing the American election to a fascist demagogue behind her and release a kick-ass, old-school funk record – Slick Hillary’s Fatback Groove Platter.
