Obama family to spend final day in White House sewing fish into the curtains
As Barack Obama’s time as President comes to an end, he revealed that the final day in the White House will be a busy one.
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Big fuck off alligator heading for Trump inauguration
A big fuck off alligator with a taste for thin-skinned Republicans is making its way to Washington for Donald Trump’s inauguration.
Eric Trump farting the National Anthem and hookers: Inauguration plans revealed
The timetable for the Inauguration of President Trump has been revealed and looks set to be a day of glamour and dignity.
Operation to remove malignant Michael Gove from Donald Trump’s colon ‘a complete success’
An operation to have Michael Gove surgically removed from the arse of Donald Trump has been a success, according to reports emerging from the US.
