White House orders King-Sized waterproof mattress covers
White House staff have placed a bulk order to waterproof easy-clean mattress covers for the Executive Residence.
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‘You f**king assholes don’t deserve democracy’ Barack Obama tells American people in farewell speech
Barack Obama used his farewell speech to tear into the American people for voting Donald Trump the next president of the USA.
Russia think they’re able to embarrass man who publicly told everyone his dick was just fine
Russia apparently has dirt on someone who has confirmed his cock is just dandy on global television.
Relief as report shows Donald Trump *would* piss on an immigrant if they were on fire
Donald Trump supporters have voiced support for the president-elect after new revelations suggest he would probably be quite keen to piss on an immigrant if they were on fire.
