After Boris Johnson likened the fight for survival by the Ukrainian people to the UK referendum on EU membership, Ukrainians have taken the prime minister’s advice and deployed a big red bus covered in lies to repel the invading forces.
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Boris Johnson was vindicated yesterday after several active combatants in Ukraine confirmed that they considered curtain-twitching retirees in Surrey, who thought leaving the EU meant less Muslims, to be their spiritual brothers in arms.
Vladimir Putin had no choice but to expand into Ukraine it is revealed today, as his new fucking massive table which he sits at the end of alone is just far too big for Russia.
Vladimir Putin has responded to being ostracised on the world stage by saying that he doesn’t need any friends, he has the voices in his head.
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