Big fuck off alligator heading for Trump inauguration
A big fuck off alligator with a taste for thin-skinned Republicans is making its way to Washington for Donald Trump’s inauguration.
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Eric Trump farting the National Anthem and hookers: Inauguration plans revealed
The timetable for the Inauguration of President Trump has been revealed and looks set to be a day of glamour and dignity.
Operation to remove malignant Michael Gove from Donald Trump’s colon ‘a complete success’
An operation to have Michael Gove surgically removed from the arse of Donald Trump has been a success, according to reports emerging from the US.
UK will definitely get quick trade deal with US because Donald Trump always tells the truth
Michael Gove has insisted that the UK will get a speedy trade deal with the US because president-elect Donald Trump has proven himself to be a man of his word when it comes to making deals.
