Following the suspension of Donald Trump’s travel ban, the President has begun constructing an ark big enough to protect the entire US populace from what he has described as, “the Great Flood of Syrian refugees”.
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President Trump has tweeted to confirm that all stories about him being great are absolutely true and should be taken as gospel.
An American Twitter user who refers to an average of twenty people every day as ‘snowflakes’ has announced his plans to boycott Budweiser because they made an advert featuring the immigrants to who created it.
Donald Trump has taken the first steps towards relaxing The Bible’s regulations on morality.
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