Donald Trump authorises bombing raid on Serie A
Donald Trump has today accidentally bombed the top division of the Italian Football League.
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Use of chemical weapons bad enough to bomb Syria but not bad enough take in refugees, confirms Trump
The use of chemical weapons in Syria is enough to justify a US missile attack, but not enough to justify opening your doors to the people trying to get away from them, according to the White House this morning.
Killing children with conventional weapons is just tickety-boo, confirms Trump
The indiscriminate massacre of Syrian children is perfectly fine if you do it with conventional weapons, President Donald Trump has confirmed.
Steve Bannon sits Donald Trump in front of Fox News so the grown-ups can talk about politics
Steve Bannon has this morning sat President Trump in front of his favourite TV programme so that the adults in the room can have a discussion about politics.
