North Korea successfully tests ultra short-range missile
A missile designed to fly about eight feet before blowing up has been successfully tested by North Korea.
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Human race encouraged to enjoy their final Easter free from crippling radiation poisoning
Political and religious leaders worldwide are urging every human being to make the most of the last Easter they will experience before the inevitable and devastating nuclear war between North Korea and the United States.
Man who objected to use of massively destructive weapons drops massively destructive weapon
A man who complained about the use of nasty chemical weapons a week ago has dropped a bomb that kills everything within a three hundred meter radius.
Ken Livingstone to replace Sean Spicer as chief Hitler Fact-Checker
Hitler-lover, Ken Livingstone, is to replace browbeaten US Press Secretary, Sean Spicer, as the chief authority on Der Fuehrer, according to sources.
