Plane kept aloft solely by man gripping armrests
A Boeing 747 flying from Heathrow to New York today was kept aloft solely by the man in 34D gripping his armrests for the duration of the flight.
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Europe must fuck things up for itself, says Merkel
The deterioration in relations with Britain and the United States means Europe must now fuck things up all by itself, Angela Merkel has warned EU leaders.
Internet deluged by slash fiction about Justin Trudeau and Emmanuel Macron
Homoerotic fiction featuring the handsome leaders of France and Canada is being produced at such a speed that most adult literature websites have been forced to temporarily refuse submissions.
Presidential trip judged a success after Trump doesn’t soil himself or punch anyone
The White House has hailed Donald Trump’s visit to Europe and the Middle East a success after the President succeeded in neither publicly soiling himself or punching anyone.
