Cristiano Ronaldo hopeful of move to Cayman Islands
It has emerged today that Cristiano Ronaldo has voiced his intentions to leave Real Madrid after being accused of tax fraud.
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ISIS claim responsibility for letting the dogs out
Crazed cave-dwellers ISIS have finally owned up to being the group who let the dogs out in 2000.
Professional boxer likely to win professional boxing match against man who isn’t professional boxer
Floyd Mayweather is probably going to win a boxing match against someone who isn’t a boxer.
Trump to implement travel ban on white people after Washington shooting
Improbable President Donald Trump has sought to extend his controversial travel plan to include white people following revelations that yesterday’s shooting in Washington was perpetrated by a white person.
