White supremacy advocated by least impressive whites
White supremacists are generally the kind of white people least likely to convince anyone of their supposed superiority, it has emerged.
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Trump furious as White House renovators fail to install gold doors
The US president has blamed institutional sabotage after a $3 million renovation work at the White House ignored his requests for crystal sinks, red velvet divans, ceiling mirrors, white shag-pile carpets and a throne room.
“I’m an eclipse!” tweets Trump
The President of the United States has adorably claimed to be an eclipse in a widely-shared tweet today.
North Korea threatens to sink US Navy by leaving stuff lying around for them to drive into
North Korea has issued a ‘terrifyingly credible’ threat to destroy the US Navy by leaving stuff lying around and then waiting for the inevitable to happen.
