Global pop stars and legitimate users of tax efficiencies U2 released a brand new song on Wednesday and experts are already feverishly debating whether or not the song heralds the end-times for the human race.
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Donald Trump has pledged $1m of his own money to help victims of Hurrican Harvey, which is just $4m short of the amount he pledged to anyone who could give him Barack Obama’s birth certificate.
The President of the United States announced today to the gathered crowds at a Texas flood rescue centre that he will be launching a range of water based golf buggies to cope with the “perfectly normal but slightly excessive water” he has seen on golf courses lately.
Ann Coulter has insisted that God’s wrath can be used to help the most drought affected areas of the world, simply by shipping elected lesbian officials to the driest locations.
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