Fire athletes who say USA isn’t great, insists President who says same thing
Donald Trump has suggested dissenting NFL players should be fired, despite winning the Presidency on a campaign of dissension.
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Donald Trump invited to visit Planet Earth
Humanity has issued an official invitation for lunatic hair-man Donald Trump to visit Planet Earth.
North Korea changes national anthem to Elton John’s ‘Rocket Man’
North Korea has a new national anthem, and it’s a catchy one, it has emerged today.
UN officials nostalgic for the sharp intellect and witty prose of George W Bush
Permanent staff and veteran diplomats at the United Nations have congregated in the canteen to tell bittersweet stories about the speeches of the last Republican president, with many admitting they regretted the harsh words they put into official missives at the time.
