Tel Aviv to recognise Donald Trump as an absolute c*nt
Tel Aviv has responded to President Trump’s plan to recognise Jerusalem as the capital of Israel.
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World to recognise Moscow as capital of the United States
A huge majority of countries from across the globe are to fully recognise Moscow as the capital of the United States, in a move likely to anger some Americans.
TIME to announce Hillary Clinton as ‘Person of the Year’ just to see the look on Donald Trump’s face
TIME magazine is planning to tell Donald Trump that his presidential rival Hillary Clinton has won Person of the Year 2017 just to see the look on his saggy orange face.
Trump family to spend Christmas in their secret lair under volcano
In a break with tradition, the US first family have announced that they will be spending Christmas in their secret lair under a volcano somewhere in the Pacific.
