US Navy pilots apologise for drawing huge penis in the sky
Trainee navy pilots have apologised for any offence after being caught drawing a huge penis in the sky.
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Robert Mugabe insists he is still the best person to provide Zimbabwe with ‘strong and stable leadership’
The man who has held power in Zimbabwe since 1987 until becoming a victim of a military coup d’etat this week is still insisting that he is the best person to lead the country.
Elephants legalise the squishing of wealthy thrill-killing arseholes
The African Pachyderm Organisation stunned conservationists by ending a long-standing moratorium on the crushing of rich tossers who think slaughtering rare wildlife somehow makes up for the loveless pantomime that is their life.
Twitter ‘braver than Oskar Schindler’ after removing verified ticks from fascists
Persecuted minorities the world over are breathing a huge sigh of relief after Twitter removed its approved status from several notable fascist knobheads.
