Huge, stupid, hapless beast pardoned by Thanksgiving turkey
There were tender scenes at the White House yesterday as a proud but helpless animal, who is believed to be called ‘Donald’, was offered a pardon by a Thanksgiving turkey.
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Pardoned Thanksgiving turkeys should face death penalty, insist Republicans
The Thanksgiving turkeys pardoned by President Trump this afternoon should face death by lethal injection after looking at the Melania in the wrong way, Republican hard-liners are claiming.
Millions apply for jobs at Euro Medicines Agency after announcement it will be testing drugs in Amsterdam
Following the highly publicized relocation of the European Medicines Agency to Amsterdam due to Brexit, the EU agency has been swamped with offers to help them find “pure barry skag”.
Charles Manson was actually a pretty nice guy, insists Morrissey
Morrissey has today leapt to the defence of a rather pleasant chap who had the misfortune to have been convicted of orchestrating murder.
