Following news that David Cameron is charging £12,000 to Chinese businessmen to join him for dinner, it is being reported that many Chinese businessmen are offering £13,000 not to.
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Stable genius Donald Trump has demonstrated his outstanding mental acuity by forgetting the words to the Star-Spangled Banner.
Clouds of smoke have been reported billowing from New York’s Trump Tower after the President’s pants finally went up in flames this morning.
NewsThump is leading the nominations in President Trump’s inaugural ‘Fake News’ awards, according to reports today.
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