Experts rate “I’m not bluffing” as the number one indicator of people who are definitely not bluffing
Experts have this morning agreed that anyone who says “I’m not bluffing” is definitely not bluffing.
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Apple’s Tim Cook unveils reasons why your current iPhone is already a piece of shit
Apple CEO Tim Cook has unveiled a series of reasons why your existing iPhone is now disappointingly obsolete, and why you should immediately spend over £1,000 on the new iPhone 14 Pro. Cook presented Apple’s new flagship mobile device at the launch event held at their HQ near San Francisco, an event which has become synonymous
Global happiness increases slightly as Brendan Fraser makes a return
The general happiness of the world has increased now that Brendan Fraser has made his long-awaited return to Hollywood.
Donald Trump can have the empty jail cell he was saving for me, offers Hillary Clinton
Hillary Clinton has offered Donald Trump the room that he had previously promised his supporters that he would put her in.
