Japanese artist and political activist Yoko Ono has denied any involvement in bringing about the end of the so-called ‘IS Beatles’ after news spread yesterday of the capture of their remaining two members.
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The last two British Da’esh ‘Beatles’ have come to blows over who ends up having to be Jihadi Ringo, after being confirmed last night as captured by Kurdish forces.
A man who gained five military deferments has demanded that people who actually joined the military march in his honour.
WASHINGTON DC, UNITED STATES – It was announced today that thanks to frequent checks, Vice President Mike Pence’s prostate remains in sturdy health and his rectal cavity is showing no signs of abnormalities.
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