Putin announces triumph in 2018, 2024, and 2030 elections
Legitimately elected President of Russia Vladimir Putin has confirmed that he has won not only this year’s election but also the 2024 election and the 2030 election.
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Vladimir Putin accused of interfering in Russian elections
Vladimir Putin has been accused of ‘undue influence’ in Russian elections after they were won by his preferred candidate, himself.
Russia to respond to Gavin Williamson speech as soon as they stop laughing
Kremlin diplomats have confirmed that they will provide a full response to Defence Secretary Gavin Williamson’s call for Russia to ‘go away and shut up’ once they have all stopped pissing themselves laughing.
This week’s US Secretary of State to be some guy
The White House has announced that the new Secretary of State will be some guy. He is expected to serve until Sunday or Monday, whereupon the President will look to appoint some other guy.
