CERN to release Small Hadron Collider for home use
CERN has announced that they are to release a cut down version of their popular Hadron Collider for use in the home.
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Donald Trump would have confronted Titanic iceberg even without a hairdryer
Donald Trump would have saved the Titanic by kicking the shit out of that iceberg.
Trans-Siberian Express cancelled due to pissing itself laughing at British trains
Thousands of passengers were stranded across the normally fully-operational frozen tundra of Siberia today after a number of trains had to be cancelled because they were in no fit state to run.
Pfizer confirms preferential Viagra deal for NRA members will continue
In the wake of a number of American firms severing all commercial ties with the NRA, every company involved with the production of erectile dysfunction drugs has today affirmed their strong links with the right-wing gun lobby.
