China has responded to the Taiwanese visit of a B-list politician who even history books will have forgotten in five years with a cheerful and restrained confidence that everyone is impressed by.
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Warner Brothers have confirmed the forthcoming Batgirl movie is so ‘irredeemably awful’ it will never be released, leading to online fans demanding Zack Snyder be given tens of millions to make it both longer and somehow worse.
Following your pissed-up attempt to impress your mates last night by ordering extremely spicy food that you know perfectly well you can’t digest, it has become clear that Parisian bureaucrats are to blame for your painful acid reflux and intermittent diarrhoea.
Three men have been gored to death in the traditional running of the bulls near Valencia, in Spain, shocking only those who have never seen what an angry bull looks like.
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