Headstrong Mike Pence refuses to do anything with morning erection
Mike Pence is ignoring Satan’s morning temptation as usual.
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350 US newspapers look for polite ways to call Trump a dick
In a mass protest, coordinated by the Boston Globe, hundreds of news outlets in America penned similar editorials condemning Donald Trump’s persistent attack on the media and tried to find less obvious ways to label him a petulant wanker.
Jeremy Corbyn denies links to Dick Dastardly
Labour Leader Jeremy Corbyn has today denied links to well-known scoundrel and bad egg Dick Dastardly, after photographs emerged of the two sharing a car.
No one would use a car to commit terrorism if the UK allowed guns, insists Fox News
Following the recent incident when a driver used his car as a weapon in London, right-wing pundits in the USA have decried Britain’s strict gun laws and explained that unrestricted access to military weapons would have made an attack with a vehicle highly unlikely.
