The two suspects in the Skripal poisoning case were just innocent tourists enjoying a day of sightseeing and poisoning, according to reports this morning.
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The two suspects at the centre of the Skripal scandal are just ordinary tourists who love everything Salisbury has to offer, according to Vladimir Putin.
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