Government offers weekly ‘clap for rail workers’ to end strike
The Government has made a dramatic, last-minute offer of a weekly ‘clap for rail workers’ in an attempt to prevent the week-long rail strike set to cripple the country.
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Man who regularly comments ‘Go woke go broke’ seemingly unaware he’s a penniless bigot
Following the middling box office performance of Disney film ‘Lightyear’, which features a same-sex kiss, Simon Williams was quick to take to social media commenting “Go Woke go broke” without noticing that he hasn’t been rewarded financially for his life as a bigot.
Leaked photo reveals REAL reason for Boris Johnson’s ‘sinus’ operation
A leaked photo from inside Downing Street has shown the real reason for Boris Johnson’s ‘minor’ operation on his ‘sinuses’.
“WHAT SCANDAL?” asks Boris-friendly Times newspaper, over the roar of the shredders
One of the scoops of the year seems to have mysteriously disappeared from The Times this morning.
