The Conservative Party has announced it will put Boris Johnson in Bagpuss’ shop window along with all the other lost and broken things nobody wants any more.
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Following news of Boris’ impending resignation as Prime Minister, there are now work events breaking out up and down the land, according to reports.
Satirists have issued a plea for Tory politicians to stop being such a massive collection of half-headed cock-bongos, as a combination of RSI and worn out keyboards mean that they can’t type quick enough to keep up with the now hourly bouts of catastrophic bellendery from Westminster.
By Sir Simon Williams, MP for Kettering East & Bawtry
Keep up with the latest bouts of catastrophic
bellendry from all around the world.
