Cat throws itself in front of car to avoid Nick Grimshaw’s radio show
A ginger tom has launched a vehicle-based suicide bid after accidentally tuning into Nick Grimshaw’s Radio 1 show.
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Spending money to make things better only works with sport, insists Government
Spending more money in an attempt to make things perform better only works with sports, according to a government spokesperson today.
Team GB superheroes to staff weekend NHS
Team GB Olympians will be drafted in to provide emergency cover for the new 7-day NHS on returning home later today.
Silly Old Dad f*cks it up again
Silly Old Dad, despite being a grown-up fully-functioning adult man has found himself incapable of using an oven without help from his sassy, wise-cracking daughter.
