Bake Off adds further incentive not to go over the time limit
You’ve got seven days to bake a perfectly moist lemon drizzle cake, or Mary Berry will crawl out of your television and get you, you are warned.
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Hard-of-hearing drug addict excited for new Crystal Meth
A local drug addict whose hearing has gone to shit is really looking forward to a fresh batch of crystal meth.
‘Tired, pissed off and bored of career’ badges offered to Tube commuters
After much research, London Underground will offer badges to the 98% of passengers who are tired, pissed off and bored with their career.
He’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy, says Jeremy Corbyn’s mum
With the increasingly cult-like devotion of Jeremy Corbyn’s supporters becoming ever more pronounced, Jeremy Corbyn’s Mum has been forced to address a large group of them hanging around outside his bedroom, telling them that ‘he’s not the Messiah, he’s a very naughty boy’.
