Sharp increase in people attending Binge Watchers Anonymous
Research has shown a sharp rise in people attending Binge Watchers Anonymous meetings in an attempt to curb their destructive binge-watching habits.
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Schrödinger’s Twat simultaneously both ‘only joking’ and ‘deadly serious’ until he observes woman’s reaction to inappropriate touching
After the TUC claimed that 50% of women have been sexually harassed in the workplace, scientists revealed the existence of Schrödinger’s Office Twat, who is both ‘only joking’, and genuinely seeking sexual contact with you, until he observes your reaction.
Disappointment as fellatio café espresso found not to be single-origin
There has been disappointment after the announcement that a proposed fellatio café in Paddington, London will not be serving organic single-origin espresso, but a blended variety.
Assassinated presidential candidates don’t win elections, confirms Donald Trump
Presidential candidates that have been shot and killed don’t win the White House, according to Donald Trump this evening.
